Sunday, November 30, 2003
emily: hey, i am still the internet's favorite emily joy!
dan: mine too!
emily: ooh, what if you are the internet?
dan: that's so zen... are you logged onto me?
emily: man, i'm all up in your cyber-space.
dan: mine too!
emily: ooh, what if you are the internet?
dan: that's so zen... are you logged onto me?
emily: man, i'm all up in your cyber-space.
eating marcelled potato chips
dan: was duchamp known for doing textured art?
emily: um, no.. i don't think so... wha..
dan: you know, like.. ridges, or, ruffles..
emily: ha!!
dan: was duchamp known for doing textured art?
emily: um, no.. i don't think so... wha..
dan: you know, like.. ridges, or, ruffles..
emily: ha!!
Monday, November 24, 2003
omar: i come on like molasses.. slow and syrupy.
emily: that's sweet.
. . .
emily: yeah... mrs. graf offered me a lemon tree.
omar: that's sweet.
emily: that's sweet.
. . .
emily: yeah... mrs. graf offered me a lemon tree.
omar: that's sweet.
in tok class, studying a book on zen buddhism
michael: are you touching the table, or is the table touching you?
dan: eh, i'd say it's a mutual touching.
michael and julia: oooh, he's a zen master.
michael: do you see the mountian, or does the mountain see you?
dan: i don't see no damn mountain!
the bell sounds
emily: ... don't forget, i won't be here tomorrow!
michael: i'll miss you!
emily: see you later..
michael: waitwait, or will you miss me?
emily: ha, nope.
michael: are you touching the table, or is the table touching you?
dan: eh, i'd say it's a mutual touching.
michael and julia: oooh, he's a zen master.
michael: do you see the mountian, or does the mountain see you?
dan: i don't see no damn mountain!
the bell sounds
emily: ... don't forget, i won't be here tomorrow!
michael: i'll miss you!
emily: see you later..
michael: waitwait, or will you miss me?
emily: ha, nope.
Thursday, November 20, 2003
dan: wanna get mooried?
emily: what, you mean tie the knot?
emily: what, you mean tie the knot?
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
emily: i love juanes! he is my favorite!
dan: *reads website* oh man...he won so many grammies.
emily: yeah...he's pretty popular.
dan: oh, wait...are these real grammies? oh...no. latin grammies.
emily: punk! don't diminish the accomplishments of my juanes!
dan: *reads website* oh man...he won so many grammies.
emily: yeah...he's pretty popular.
dan: oh, wait...are these real grammies? oh...no. latin grammies.
emily: punk! don't diminish the accomplishments of my juanes!
da: hey, are the math studies and calculus ib exams the same?
emily: no, why?
da: coz i wanna drop this class and bring my gpa back up!
emily: you would sacrifice your higher mathematical education for a meaningless number?
bill: .. sacrifice some meaningless numbers for... some more meaningless numbers? *smile*
emily: no, why?
da: coz i wanna drop this class and bring my gpa back up!
emily: you would sacrifice your higher mathematical education for a meaningless number?
bill: .. sacrifice some meaningless numbers for... some more meaningless numbers? *smile*
Thursday, November 13, 2003
dan: i'd be glad to have you for dinner.
dan: come on over.
emily: waitwait
emily: are you going to have me over for dinner, or have me for dinner?
dan: ahh, ambiguity.
dan: ;)
emily: who are you, nathaniel hawthorne or something??
dan: nathdaniel hawthorne.
dan: come on over.
emily: waitwait
emily: are you going to have me over for dinner, or have me for dinner?
dan: ahh, ambiguity.
dan: ;)
emily: who are you, nathaniel hawthorne or something??
dan: nathdaniel hawthorne.
Monday, November 10, 2003
dude: aww, look.. they have matching ugly hats!
Sunday, November 09, 2003
dan: oh man, shaving took so much time and effort.
dan: my dad's electric razor is broken,
emily: aww
dan: so i had to use a manual.
dan: and it was in japanese!
dan: my dad's electric razor is broken,
emily: aww
dan: so i had to use a manual.
dan: and it was in japanese!
kia: all the clerics hung out it qum. and, while they were outwardly very devote, really they were corrupt. they were hypocrits.
emily: so, was qum their hypo-crib?
emily: so, was qum their hypo-crib?
Thursday, November 06, 2003
emily: yesterday, when i got home, i took a three hour nap. it was absurd!
allie: aww, i wish i could have a three hour nap.. oh wait! chemistry, history and math. heh.
allie: aww, i wish i could have a three hour nap.. oh wait! chemistry, history and math. heh.
emily: hey, did you like my pita bread? i hope it tasted all right after being in your pocket.
omar: oh yeah, it was wonderful.
emily: have you got flour in your jeans?
omar: yes.. now my children will be especially good in baking recipes.
emily: in recipes?
omar: yeah, because of the flour in their genes.
omar: oh yeah, it was wonderful.
emily: have you got flour in your jeans?
omar: yes.. now my children will be especially good in baking recipes.
emily: in recipes?
omar: yeah, because of the flour in their genes.
mr dolence: ... and one of the functions of the integumentary system is to get rid of metabolic wastes. for instance, if a person eats a lot of garlic, after a time he will begin to smell like garlic as those chemicals come out through his skin.
student: what if a person eats a lot of chicken?
micaiah: then they'll smell like everything.
student: what if a person eats a lot of chicken?
micaiah: then they'll smell like everything.
Sunday, November 02, 2003
russell: yeah, so now i've got all this extra space and i don't know what to do with it.
emily: well, you could lay down some sand and make a zen garden.
dad: or a volley ball court!
emily: well, you could lay down some sand and make a zen garden.
dad: or a volley ball court!
Saturday, November 01, 2003
emily: what is your dog eating over there?
dan: it's grape bubble gum!
dan: hm.. want some ABCD* gum?
emily: *laughs* eww.
--
* (Already Been Chewed by a Dog)
dan: it's grape bubble gum!
dan: hm.. want some ABCD* gum?
emily: *laughs* eww.
--
* (Already Been Chewed by a Dog)
emily: oh dan, do you know what we missed?
dan: what?
emily: Choctoberfest!
dan: oh man, we sure did.
emily: maybe there will be one next year.
dan: are there baskin-robbinses in el salvador?
emily: no. there's a nevaria..
dan: so, do they have Choctubrefest?
emily: guuuaaaaag!
dan: what?
emily: Choctoberfest!
dan: oh man, we sure did.
emily: maybe there will be one next year.
dan: are there baskin-robbinses in el salvador?
emily: no. there's a nevaria..
dan: so, do they have Choctubrefest?
emily: guuuaaaaag!
emily: wouldn't it be frightening to have a squirrel in your pocket?
dan: *laughing* yes! that would be frightening. and that was possibly the best squirrel simulation, ever.
dan: *laughing* yes! that would be frightening. and that was possibly the best squirrel simulation, ever.
