funny tings we say

ms. bussey: so, if we were actually doing this experiment, we would want to have someone else shuffle the deck...an independent.

dan b-p: ralph nader?

emily's mom: that was the best Naw-Rúz presentation I haft ever sinn!

while playing apples to apples, a word association game...

andrew: the word is hostile..
liz's card: "the universe"
andrew: i don't really know about that, i consider the universe more *elegant* than hostile.
becky l: what about the aliens everywhere trying to kill you?
andrew: and what aliens are those?
liz: the french!

mr. zeise: and, well, at that age I had, like, Avogradro's number of zits on my face...
dan: ha! you had a mole on your face!

mr zeise: i had this one teacher at uwm who was such a hippie..
mr zeise: oh, i probably shouldn't say that, i might be offending someone.
peter: environmentalist, mr zeise. environmentalist.

emily: know what i heart?
dan: what?
emily: scholarchips.
dan: mmm
dan: i hear they're good with scholardips.
emily: mmm
dan: or fafsalsa.
emily: hahahahahaa

emily: what does hannibal lechter drink at christmas?
mr dolence: oh... my son had another answer to this joke..
emily: leg nog?
mr dolence: no... oh, right, bloody maries.
emily: eh.
mr dolence: ok, so what was yours?
emily: i told you already: leg nog!
mr dolence: oh, i thought that was just a prelim(b).
both: !

courtney: (talking about a video game) so i was in the kitchen, and dude followed me! so i picked up this chicken on the counter and spun around and cold-cocked him!
emily: hahahaa!
courtney: hey, that is kinda funny!

emily: que sueño tengo.
dan: quieres una siesta?
emily: sí! ésta.

mr. zeise: because, you know, the graduation gown hides at least 100 pounds.
emily: oh no! you won't even be able to see carla klinger!