funny tings we say

advance apology to unitarain universalists...

eva: ...you never realize that this state has an accent until you start talking to people from sheboygan.
sam: i wish we could just separate ourselves from it.
emily: we could secede and become the state of milwaukee!
sam: hey, if rhode island can do it, why can't we?
emily: i think we'd need some kind of religious movement.
sam: oh, right.
emily: i know! we could all become unitarians... and that way, no one would have to actually change their beliefs!

dan: maybe we can combine my graduation party with independence day festivities.
emily: your family likes combinations, don't they? i find it probable.
dan: we prefer permutations.
emily: that explains your brother.

on the IB history exam, an excerpt from a paper one document, a biography of mao

excerpt: ...many capitalists turned Red when they felt threatened...
emily: i always turn red when i feel threatened. and when i run, too.

allie: i am in such a french mood today.
emily: i am in such a spanish mood today.
emily: there must be romance in the air.

allie: oh my goodness.
allie: my neighbors are alien communists.
dan: Workers of the Universe Unite!