funny tings we say

[after a long bike ride]

joey: so girls don't sweat, eh?
emily: nope.
joey: and that big wet spot on your back is from a hydration system gone haywire?
emily: it was the haywire that broke the camelbak.

maria: just in case you need them, there are pads here in this cabinet.
emily: ok.. i'll make a mental note of it... i mean, a menstrual note!