Thursday, October 30, 2003
omar: ugh, what an awful-looking mural.
emily: yeah, it looks like it was painted by ciego rivera.
emily: yeah, it looks like it was painted by ciego rivera.
dan: this cookie smells like something... i just can't... it .. it smells just like . .
michael: can you all detect the hint of anise?
dan: anus.
michael: can you all detect the hint of anise?
dan: anus.
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
emily: have you ever seen a picture of koestler?
emily: he is damn fine.
dan: *googles him*
emily: *oggles him*
emily: he is damn fine.
dan: *googles him*
emily: *oggles him*
Monday, October 27, 2003
emily: where do higher level math students go on vacation?
dan: i dunno, where?
emily: to the math tropics!
dan: i dunno, where?
emily: to the math tropics!
newsguy: .. studies show that seventeen percent of people over age seventy are technically obese. but i guess whe shouldn't be making light of it.
emily: ha! making light of it!
emily: ha! making light of it!
Sunday, October 26, 2003
emily: wow dan! what a great idea! i will carry it out!
emily: dan, i have a confession to make.
dan: what?
emily: i am pregnant...
dan: ahhh!
emily:with your braaaain-child!
dan: *grin*
emily: dan, i have a confession to make.
dan: what?
emily: i am pregnant...
dan: ahhh!
emily:with your braaaain-child!
dan: *grin*
Friday, October 24, 2003
kelsey: hey, i think he really is dead.
kelsey: this should wake him up. *tickles dan's feet*
dan: hey! don't ever tickle a corpse's feet.
dan: hm..i wonder if their soul can feel it.
emily: their soul, or their sole?
kelsey: this should wake him up. *tickles dan's feet*
dan: hey! don't ever tickle a corpse's feet.
dan: hm..i wonder if their soul can feel it.
emily: their soul, or their sole?
emily: geez michael, i knew you were going to do that. you're so predictable.
michael: i am not!
michael: BOO! see, that was spontaneous.
emily: you're right michael. you have a negative delta G.
michael: i am not!
michael: BOO! see, that was spontaneous.
emily: you're right michael. you have a negative delta G.
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
emily: i'm going to bring blue chips for World of Chips Day tomorrow.
dan: good choice. they're a good investment, you know.
dan: good choice. they're a good investment, you know.
emily: *writes on dan's hand* "e <3"
dan: yes, that's right, e is less than three...it's... *gets out calculator* 2.71828...
emily: ha! you are such a dork.
dan: no, i'd have been a dork if i knew the value of e without having to get out my calculator.
dan: yes, that's right, e is less than three...it's... *gets out calculator* 2.71828...
emily: ha! you are such a dork.
dan: no, i'd have been a dork if i knew the value of e without having to get out my calculator.
emily: you sleep well now, y'hear?
dan: i will do my best. i expect a smiliar effort from you.
emily: oh, don't worry. i always sleep well. i am a sleeping machine! if i had a sleep muscle, it would be enormous.
dan: goodnight, emilybot. you are loved.
emily i love you as enormously as my quadraslepts.
dan: :):):):)
dan: i will do my best. i expect a smiliar effort from you.
emily: oh, don't worry. i always sleep well. i am a sleeping machine! if i had a sleep muscle, it would be enormous.
dan: goodnight, emilybot. you are loved.
emily i love you as enormously as my quadraslepts.
dan: :):):):)
Monday, October 20, 2003
emily: oh man! my rats scratched me, and now i am puffy and red!
dan: :(
emily:(are we allergy twins? is this the price i pay for my tight mental connection with you?)
(tune in next time for.. as the welts heal!)
dan: :(
emily:(are we allergy twins? is this the price i pay for my tight mental connection with you?)
(tune in next time for.. as the welts heal!)
emily: waitwait, are there TWO N's in maxwell-boltzman(n)!?
dan: let me reference... two n's!
emily: oh zeise!
dan: maybe he will add it this year since we are in HL. he just didn't want to overwhelm us last year.
(this is primarily ib chemistry humor. i apologize if it doesn't seem funny.)
dan: let me reference... two n's!
emily: oh zeise!
dan: maybe he will add it this year since we are in HL. he just didn't want to overwhelm us last year.
(this is primarily ib chemistry humor. i apologize if it doesn't seem funny.)
dan: so the units are dm^-6 x mol^2 x sec^-1
emily: waitwaitwait, a square liter? how is that possible? unless of course you're holding it in a cardboard box.
emily: waitwaitwait, a square liter? how is that possible? unless of course you're holding it in a cardboard box.
emily's dad: em, it's six o'clock.. are you awake yet?
emily: umm, i don't think so.
emily: umm, i don't think so.
Friday, October 17, 2003
emily: maybe an online game?
dan: that would be nice.
emily: what suits your fancy?
dan: all my suits are fancy.
dan: that would be nice.
emily: what suits your fancy?
dan: all my suits are fancy.
ms. miller: "ooh...a crown of virtues. how nice... 'kind', 'loving', 'unpunctual'..."
dan: hey! that's not a virtue.
emily: she totally just ribbed you.
dan: sure did.
dan: hey! that's not a virtue.
emily: she totally just ribbed you.
dan: sure did.
(in human anatomy and physiology class, making power point presentations on the exocrine system)
carla: ewww!
tiffany: what is it?
carla: it's a tumor!
emily: (in ahnold voice) it's not a tumah!
carla: ewww!
tiffany: what is it?
carla: it's a tumor!
emily: (in ahnold voice) it's not a tumah!
Tuesday, October 14, 2003
napoleon/andrew: i think that i should run for prom king, do you know why?
emily: no, why?
napoleon/andrew: i just think it's appropriate that the king should be a general.
emily: no, why?
napoleon/andrew: i just think it's appropriate that the king should be a general.
Monday, October 13, 2003
riverside fan: c'mon! increase the pressure, riverside!!
emily: c'mon, king! decrease the temperature!!
(if this isn't funny, you may want to read an explanation of gay-lussac's law)
emily: c'mon, king! decrease the temperature!!
(if this isn't funny, you may want to read an explanation of gay-lussac's law)
Friday, October 10, 2003
dan: my sister always goes to bed and leaves the tv on. i hate it.
emily: you'll have to break her of that habit.
dan: or just break her.
emily: you'll have to break her of that habit.
dan: or just break her.
The Emergence of Insurgency in El Salvador: What was first known as the TP in the PDC became the MPSC, one of the two major components of the FDR.
emily: WTF?
emily: WTF?
Thursday, October 09, 2003
emily: i just had a vision of someone bringing a Virginia ham to TOK class.
dan: i had a vision of flying pigs just then.
emily: ?
dan: did you read The People Could Fly last year?
emily: yeah...
dan: well, it is by Virginia Hamilton.
emily: *smile*
dan: i had a vision of flying pigs just then.
emily: ?
dan: did you read The People Could Fly last year?
emily: yeah...
dan: well, it is by Virginia Hamilton.
emily: *smile*
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
mr zeise: the biggest increase in entropy is an increase in the number of gaseous particles.
gavin w: man, i'm feelin' kind of gaseous.
emily: *snicker*
gavin w: man, i'm feelin' kind of gaseous.
emily: *snicker*
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
emily: hey dan, what did you receive?
dan: fourteen out of one hundred and fifteen... oh wait, that's an L.
dan: fourteen out of one hundred and fifteen... oh wait, that's an L.
Monday, October 06, 2003
dan g: the pius popes were defeated by the rkhs comedy spartanz. (i guess they aren't infallible after all.)
dan b-p: Looking to be excommunicated, are we? Or perhaps BURNED AT THE STAKE??!?!?
emily: dan may be BURNED AT THE STAKE but the Pius Popes are gonna be BURNED AT STATE!!!
dan b-p: Looking to be excommunicated, are we? Or perhaps BURNED AT THE STAKE??!?!?
emily: dan may be BURNED AT THE STAKE but the Pius Popes are gonna be BURNED AT STATE!!!
nick: man, my notes aren't even from the book. i took notes from notes from the book.
dan: it's like taking the second derivative.
nick: yeah, it's like One Hundred Years of Solitude double prime.
dan: it's like taking the second derivative.
nick: yeah, it's like One Hundred Years of Solitude double prime.
Sunday, October 05, 2003
dan: rosencrantz was keeping your seat warm for you.
emily: oh, why thank you, rosencrantz. *feigns sitting down on the rat*
emily: now it is my seat keeping rosencrantz warm!
emily: oh, why thank you, rosencrantz. *feigns sitting down on the rat*
emily: now it is my seat keeping rosencrantz warm!
dan: there is nothing that can compare with flamin' hots.
emily: anything else is just flamin' nots.
emily: anything else is just flamin' nots.
