funny tings we say

emily: ugh, i think i'm going to barf my guts out.
yuri: (speaking slow, careful english) barf? what is barf?
emily: barf. vomitar.
yuri: ah, gust your butt off.
emily: not exactly.

emily: what an insulting thing to say, dan!*
dan: i'm sorry..
emily: no, no. i'll just talk to john, who always gives me positive feedback.
john: whatever you say, retard.

kelsey *: hey danny! we could play kick-ball at your party!
dan: that'd be ok.
kelsey: but i want to be on a team with emily.
emily: on team cool?!
kelsey: yeah, team cool! i don't want to get stuck on team zoller again.

*dan's younger sister